hi im anna and i really like french fries

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

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gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

princespectr:

missrem-ains:

graviolies:

johnthedragon:

kingofreaks:

offendedrhino:

Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.

Heres a great video

G’WEEEEEEHHH

Gweeehhh

GEHH WEEH WEHH

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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

SO WHAT R UR PLANS FOR SATURDAY U GONNA DO ANYTHING?? ANY PLANS?? HM?? HMMMMM???

thatgermankid:

Well since you’re asking… I’m going to cologne to meet my really cool super amazing friend ANNA you might have heard from her… She’s a legend… FUCK YEAH

TRU AS HELL ILY!!!!!! Yo u wanna go see the chocolate museum

shouldnt:

Can there please be a tinder but for nearby animals to pet

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

Das Kleine Krokodil

thatgermankid:

bad-puns-are-cool:

bugabooblues:

If you never heard of this German crocodile song now’s your chance. 

thatgermankid

awfulselfie

unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

mcporno:

me: looks like a wanker